"The simplest advice I have is to stop thinking and say yes. Start counting...
“The simplest advice I have is to stop thinking and say yes. Start counting in your head in the morning, and just try to not think much, just like Kate says. Then, when an opportunity comes to you to...
View ArticleHeading out for lunch with Ash and Eric wearing this beautiful...
Heading out for lunch with Ash and Eric wearing this beautiful lipstick called Bliss by Colour Extreme
View ArticleJust quickly wrote an article and did some other stuff on my...
Just quickly wrote an article and did some other stuff on my to-do list, so I deserve to play this for the next few hours. PEACE!
View ArticleSo… I’m being sent this pinup sailor girl costume in...
So… I’m being sent this pinup sailor girl costume in exchange for my review of it. My life is weird. On the plus side, maybe I won’t have to worry about gathering together a costume for Halloween now?
View ArticleMy mom is the type of woman who says “Howdy” completely...
My mom is the type of woman who says “Howdy” completely un-ironically, takes 3 hours to get ready in the morning, and has trouble with trans concepts, but I love her anyway.
View ArticlePerforming John Mayer’s song “City Love” on my...
[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]Performing John Mayer’s song “City Love” on my ukulele. I want to do a proper video of this for YouTube, ideally on my actual camcorder and not with my laptop...
View ArticleThere are some dudes here installing our new air conditioner, and...
There are some dudes here installing our new air conditioner, and they’re taking up the entire landing below my bedroom, so I can’t leave my room until they’re done, basically. Reclining with my new...
View ArticleI look weird today. Navy blue “Panama” bandana,...
I look weird today. Navy blue “Panama” bandana, crazy colorful earrings that my great-aunt gave me a couple years before she died, and the blue and orange striped Levi’s tank top I wear when I’m too...
View Articlea paraphrased conversation I just had
Me: You should never assume someone's sexual orientation; wait until they tell you what it is. Random dude: But sometimes assuming is good, because if you think someone's gay, you can make them feel...
View Articleamericankris replied to your chat: a paraphrased conversation I just had...
americankris replied to your chat: a paraphrased conversation I just had whats gay friendly? I guess, like, talking about gay issues in a positive way, making positive comments about gay characters on...
View ArticleAre you bisexual?
Yes. I came out 5 years ago, and since then, I’ve dated two girls and two guys.
View ArticleOne of the things I’m working on with my therapist lately is the origin...
One of the things I’m working on with my therapist lately is the origin of my introversion/shyness/social anxiety. We’ve been talking through some of the experiences I had in elementary school, middle...
View Article"Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha! At the official announcement, Romney...
“Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha! At the official announcement, Romney introduced [vice presidential candidate Paul] Ryan thusly: “Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States—Paul Ryan!”...
View ArticleToday has been difficult. I’m going to curl up with some green tea and...
Today has been difficult. I’m going to curl up with some green tea and a Stephen King novel and NO ONE CAN STOP ME! [edited to add:] This SK book is about a crazy mutation of the flu which causes...
View Articlewhat do you like to drink?
You mean, alcoholic beverages? I usually have Baileys mixed with chocolate milk, limoncello mixed with ginger ale, or (when I’m sick) a little rum poured into my ginger tea. When I go out, I like to...
View Articlewhat music are you listening to right now?
At this moment? “Today” by Jeremy Larson. (There’s a really lovely live version on YouTube if you want to have a listen.) I made a playlist a few days ago called “J Boys” which is made up of...
View Articlei want to buy a glass sex toy, what do you reccomend?
The SSA Glass Amethyst is a beaut with a killer G-spot curve. I recommend it to everyone with a vagina! If you think you’d be into nubby/bumpy texture, the Rainbow Heart seems to be great. For...
View ArticleCan you rec a first-time, remote-controlled vibe? TIA!
There really aren’t that many good ones, unfortunately. Most of them have shitty wireless range, which sort of defeats the purpose. The FixSation is not bad. If you can find a discounted Lyla 2 (or you...
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I read the Examiner thread that chronicles all the crazy sketchy shit that Xenia Vorotova does (it’s the only toxic internet gossip I indulge in, I swear! and it’s not even gossip, it’s TRUTH with...
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