I don’t even watch Mad Men but I love this. (Could be...
I don’t even watch Mad Men but I love this. (Could be because Jon Hamm is cute and I am biased toward loving him on account of the fact that he’s married to Jennifer Westfeldt.)
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Going to Ikea with Cadence shortly to get one of these, because...
Going to Ikea with Cadence shortly to get one of these, because I’ve received so many sex toys to review that my collection has gotten unmanageably large and my chest of drawers is going to be...
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consciouscunt replied to your photo: Going to Ikea with Cadence shortly to...
consciouscunt replied to your photo: Going to Ikea with Cadence shortly to get one of… Hotness. Looking for some nice storage for mine as well, and need a portable option for play parties as well. Any...
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Had a hard time choosing which color I wanted, but ended up...
Had a hard time choosing which color I wanted, but ended up going with silver. Then Cadence and my dad (separately) helped me lug it home, and Damian put it together. It’s so pretty!
View Articlelololol i LOVE the raccoon pictures you're posting! too too funny! they're...
Raccoons seriously scare me, because of this one time when one of them got inside our house and I subsequently had nightmares about them. :(
View ArticleDo your parents know about all those sex toys?
Yes. But if they didn’t, why would it matter? I’m 20. My sex life is none of their business unless I choose to talk to them about it.
View ArticleOmg, you are 20 years old now! I'm your fan since I found Youtube, since the...
Aw, you’re so sweet! Thanks so much for supporting me for so long :)
View ArticleWTF WTF One got into your house?????????????????????? They're frightening...
Yeah, it was really scary. It was during the summer, so we had our deck door open, and the screen door had a big rip in it which we hadn’t gotten around to fixing yet. My mom walked into the kitchen...
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Spending the night at Damian’s house for the first time in like a year. He’s making us chicken burgers and sweet potato fries. What a nice guy. I’ve been reading The Stand and it’s so scary!! It’s...
View ArticleHave you ever seen a movie that was made from a book you loved, and been...
Have you ever seen a movie that was made from a book you loved, and been annoyed that they cast such a good-looking actor as a character who shouldn’t have been so good-looking? (I’m looking at you,...
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Why the fuck does Ryerson start open enrolment at FIVE-THIRTY A.M.? I really don’t know. It’s bad enough that we have to wait until mid-August while other schools offered enrolment in early August or...
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things that are awkward:
having to phone up some corporate guy at a link affiliate company to pitch him your lascivious sex toy website as an advertiser :\ I got accepted though, so whatevs
View Articlewell I knew you had a cunnilingus website but not a sex toy website!! SHIT...
Yeah, I opened a sexy blog a few months ago and have been reviewing sex toys there. I didn’t get that question (stupid Tumblr), but here are some things I do to cheer myself up: -write a long journal...
View ArticleLink please! (I feel like you've never posted the link here...I check pretty...
I don’t plan on linking to it here, or anywhere else where I exist online as Kate Sloan, because I want to keep the two identities separate for reasons of professionalism and safety.
View ArticleEvery time I drink limoncello and ginger ale, I’m like, “This is...
Every time I drink limoncello and ginger ale, I’m like, “This is practically nothing. This won’t get me drunk.” And then it totally does. SO GOOD, though!
View ArticleI am so embarrassed for JC Chasez right now
I am so embarrassed for JC Chasez right now
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