"A watched pot never boils — and a watched inbox never fills (with...
“A watched pot never boils — and a watched inbox never fills (with awesomeness). Get AWAY from your desk, live your life — and make space for miracles to arrive.” - Alexandra Franzen
View ArticleLolol about the "if people read my creative writing they would think I was...
haha yep. One time, when I was a kid, I had a dream wherein I forgot to mop up the wet floor after taking a shower, and my dad slipped on it and seriously injured himself. The dream kind of creeped me...
View ArticleSitting in the dark by myself figuring out how to play Tegan and Sara songs...
Sitting in the dark by myself figuring out how to play Tegan and Sara songs on my ukulele.Don’t worry, I got this.
View ArticleI am so tired of people complaining about the “overuse” of...
I am so tired of people complaining about the “overuse” of trigger warnings.Look, it’s fantastic for you that you’ve led a privileged enough life that you don’t find anything triggering, but to make...
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dailydot: First rule of American restaurant etiquette: If you...
dailydot:First rule of American restaurant etiquette: If you can’t afford to tip the wait staff, you can’t afford to eat there. Second rule: If you ignore the first rule and stiff your waiter anyway,...
View Articlewhats better, sex with a guy or girl?
Someone’s sex/gender doesn’t really have much of a bearing on whether they’re a good lover or not.I think more women are left unsatisfied by straight sex than by lesbian sex, but that’s due to a...
View Articleok, but for you personally?
Okay, you weirdo! I’ve had better sex with my male partner than a previous female partner – but I attribute that to the amount of time spent together and to the fact that my past female partner was a...
View ArticleOne of the perks of having a boyfriend who’s a game designer is that he...
One of the perks of having a boyfriend who’s a game designer is that he remembers all the games I’ve enjoyed in the past and then makes shockingly accurate recommendations of games he thinks I’d enjoy...
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"At the angle that you’re sitting, and the way Tru’s licking herself, it...
“At the angle that you’re sitting, and the way Tru’s licking herself, it looks like she’s performing cunnilingus on you.” - Max (via katesloan)
View ArticleI love Well.ca because it allows me to buy annoying necessities like eyedrops...
I love Well.ca because it allows me to buy annoying necessities like eyedrops and menstrual products without having to leave my house, and they’re always delivered within a couple of days. The...
View ArticleI truly wonder
Is it still expected that a woman in a professional, non-casual work environment has to wear heels every day?And if so, are my Darcies a totally inappropriate choice?On a related note, lately I have...
View ArticleI work at a university as a research assistant and was once told I was...
So true. I find it really weird that heels are still a strong cultural expectation for working women. Haven’t we moved past shit like that?!Flats or loafers sound good though; I wouldn’t mind wearing...
View ArticleI feel like holing myself up in my room with my DVD of The Con and my...
I feel like holing myself up in my room with my DVD of The Con and my humidifier and perhaps my cat.
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James Deen in costume for an Alice in Wonderland-themed porno....
James Deen in costume for an Alice in Wonderland-themed porno. Of course.Sometimes I see something like this and I have to take a moment to appreciate just how awesome the world is, you know?
View Article"speaking of my store. all products will be shipped this week and i apologize...
“speaking of my store. all products will be shipped this week and i apologize for the delay. there was a major issue with the t shirt printer. like the owner of the company lost his eye in a surfing...
View Articleafter seeing that commercial Psy did for California-grown pistachios
Me: It must've been really expensive to get Psy to do that. Mom: Yeah, when they heard the price, they must've said, "What, are you NUTS?" Hahahahahaha!!
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winter-glitter-red: this is one of the best thing I have seen...
winter-glitter-red:this is one of the best thing I have seen in my life.
View Articlewhatifiguredout: missingdinosaur: in 2012, frank ocean came out as bisexual...
whatifiguredout:missingdinosaur:in 2012, frank ocean came out as bisexual and laura jane grace came out as trans and began her physical transitionthese were both majorly important steps for queer...
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