will i ever have a justified opportunity to throw a drink in someone’s...
will i ever have a justified opportunity to throw a drink in someone’s face?how fucking glamorous and satisfying would that be?!
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ratherclever: belovedmuerto: Oh, I like that there’s a version...
ratherclever:belovedmuerto:Oh, I like that there’s a version for extroverts now, too!^Word
View ArticleOn one of the sex forums I read, someone suggested that the effect of a man...
On one of the sex forums I read, someone suggested that the effect of a man drooling over a woman’s naked body is equivalent to the way women swoon over a man in a suit – i.e. if a man wants to drive a...
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I woke up FORTY MINUTES AGO, took a shower, and now I feel like...
I woke up FORTY MINUTES AGO, took a shower, and now I feel like I ought to take a nap. HELLO, MENSTRUAL EXHAUSTION. booooo.I guess I could take a nap. I don’t have to start getting ready for the Amanda...
View Article"WHAT DO WE WEAR? we wear the vestiges of scavenged royalty. we go to our...
“WHAT DO WE WEAR? we wear the vestiges of scavenged royalty. we go to our local thrift stores and rid them of their tuxedoes, tattered gowns, and costume jewelry. if it glitters, we own it. we like...
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All ready for the Amanda concert! On my eyes: Too Faced...
All ready for the Amanda concert!On my eyes: Too Faced Eyeshadow Insurance eyelid primer Sugarpill eyeshadows in Dollipop, Afterparty, and Tiara L’Oreal Lineur Intense liquid eyeliner Sephora...
View Articlewhy are you wearing 2 different lip products? don't they do the same thing?
Not at all. The Kat Von D “liquid lipstick” is just that: when it dries down about a minute after application, it becomes totally matte, just like a matte lipstick. It’s actually pretty dry-feeling so...
View Articlewhat are your favourite sex toys?
My all-time fave is the Eroscillator. Best vibrator that has ever been produced. Everyone with a clit needs to own one of these.Other vibrators mostly seem like a huge fail in comparison, but I am a...
View Articlejust a friendly reminder:
Regardless of how committed your relationship is, you do not “own” your partner and your partner is not “yours” unless you are in a consensual Dominant/submissive relationship in which that rule is...
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I rarely paint my nails, ‘cause I’m horrible at it...
I rarely paint my nails, ‘cause I’m horrible at it and also ‘cause I have super short, bitten-down nails.This color is pretty cute, though. I bought it today. It’s “Russian Roulette” by Essie.
View ArticleI just saw a thread on Reddit that was like, “Women, how do you deal...
I just saw a thread on Reddit that was like, “Women, how do you deal with being single?” and it was a bunch of people commiserating and discussing how they cheer themselves up about being single when...
View ArticleTMI:
fuckyeahtopher:uncutting:I have been absolutely craving a blowjob lately.There is no such thing as TMI on Tumblr.It should just be called TMIblr. haha so true!
View Articleoh no, I looked at too many photos of Christina Hendricks and now I’ve...
oh no, I looked at too many photos of Christina Hendricks and now I’ve fallen into the want-to-have-sex-with-a-lady feels and I can’t get up
View Articlethings I am very tired of
-people who don’t Google things -mansplainers -hearing about the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo -Republicans
View Articlefeeling pretty depressed today. drownin’ my sorrows in eggnog&rum +...
feeling pretty depressed today.drownin’ my sorrows in eggnog&rum + movies with my mom.
View ArticleSo either my boyfriend gave me or I gave my boyfriend lice two months ago. I...
(cont’d) scratching his damn head but he said its just cause he’s an itchy guy blah excurse blah. My mom has stress issues and this has been a big stresser. If he has given it to me again I feel like I...
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really not in the mood to take a self-portrait today, so this...
really not in the mood to take a self-portrait today, so this one is mostly Max
View Articlelol whoever keeps googling “naked photos katie sloan” to find my...
lolwhoever keeps googling “naked photos katie sloan” to find my blog: you need to be schooled in a couple of things1. my name is kate2. yes, there are nude photos of me SOMEWHERE on the internet, but...
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