ididntknowshewasfourteen: That guitar solo….UghIt’s adorableAnd...
ididntknowshewasfourteen: That guitar solo….UghIt’s adorableAnd with that I’m calling it a night- this song has completely wormed its way into my heart.it’s useless to pretend/ you’re not in love with...
View Articledancing to Why Georgia
Me: Your ears are groovin' around. I mean, the rest of your head is too, but I was just watching your ears. Max: Weirdo. Me: Eardo. Max: Good one!
View ArticleWhat would you do to keep your surroundings inspiring if you shared bedrooms...
Here are some things I might try: 1. Rotate/move everything in your room (bed, any seating, etc.) so that it faces YOUR side. 2. Maybe arrange some kind of bookshelves or something in the middle to...
View ArticleA prayer for glamorous happiness (a severely sleep-deprived journal entry...
May there perpetually be a lipsticked grin splashed across my face. May I make a big dramatic show of wanting wildly inappropriate things & people because desire is FUN. May I be coy & adorably...
View Articleon the bus, just before we forayed into a loud discussion about Queen Latifah
Me: You are so gay. I love you. Him: I know! On my first day of grade 9, everyone asked me, "Are you gay?" I asked my mom and she said, "Well, there weren't any signs..." Me: She was probably just used...
View ArticleJeremy Larson performing Maurice Ravel Miroirs No. 2...
Jeremy Larson performing Maurice Ravel Miroirs No. 2 “Oiseaux Tristes” (Sad Birds)
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Cadence & I used to be really awkward around each other. We...
Cadence & I used to be really awkward around each other. We had this weird pseudo-romantic history which prevented us from acting like human beings in one another’s presence. Nonetheless, she once...
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this is me backstage at a C.I.G. event… but the best part...
this is me backstage at a C.I.G. event… but the best part is that, on the wall behind me, there is a series of “architectural drawings” done by a visual art class at the random school we were at, &...
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the improv team thread is an endless source of amusement
the improv team thread is an endless source of amusement
View ArticleKISSING SONG You might think it’s silly to write a silly...
KISSING SONG You might think it’s silly to write a silly song About the silly act of kissing But I don’t think it’s silly - it’s been so very long & it’s one of many major things I’m missing The...
View Articlesome of my favorite lyrics i've ever written:
yeah, i cried when it ended but i wasn’t torn apart you were just the temporary cure for a still & stoic heart there’ll be so many fellas i know my life starts here but you will always be the first...
View Articleprostitution is no laughing matter
Me: They're going to pay me $200 to sing that song. Max: Someone's going to pay me $200 to fuck them. Me: You should have told me you were considering a career in prostitution. Max: It's not a...
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I kind of thought half the point of wearing a bra is to avoid...
I kind of thought half the point of wearing a bra is to avoid this effect… but to each her own! (The past is so funny.)
View ArticleLlyandra & Evan performing Li’l Mama’s...
Llyandra & Evan performing Li’l Mama’s “Lip Gloss.” I totally idolized these people when I was in grade 9, for obvious reasons!
View ArticleI miss the Bad Dog Theatre so much already
Her: I'm about to introduce you to our unbelievably cute host for the evening... Him: Unbelievably cute? What does that make me - believably cute?!
View Articleplaying BikeRider while talking to me (so rude)
Max: Her birthday's in April. I've got so many gift ideas for her. I've got gift ideas up the yin-yang. OW! Me: Did you hurt your yin-yang? Max: No...
View Articlemy whole family is reeeally into this video right now. my mom...
my whole family is reeeally into this video right now. my mom forced me to watch it when I got home from my date the other night & it just.. made the night complete!
View ArticleHey, guess what day it is today!
[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]Hey, guess what day it is today!
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I just went outside without a jacket on & wasn’t...
I just went outside without a jacket on & wasn’t cold!!! HI, SPRING!!!! SO HAPPY!! (p.s. please ignore my recent habit of wearing all-blue outfits. It is just March Break laziness…)
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