Me: You are so gay. I love you.
Him: I know! On my first day of grade 9, everyone asked me, "Are you gay?" I asked my mom and she said, "Well, there weren't any signs..."
Me: She was probably just used to it because she sees you all the time.
Him: I know, but look at my older brother - huge, muscly, speaks in a deep voice, does sports, drinks, does drugs, treats women badly...
Me: Is that what you think all straight men are like?
Him: Well, no, but -
Me: I HOPE NOT! Gawd!
Him: I know! On my first day of grade 9, everyone asked me, "Are you gay?" I asked my mom and she said, "Well, there weren't any signs..."
Me: She was probably just used to it because she sees you all the time.
Him: I know, but look at my older brother - huge, muscly, speaks in a deep voice, does sports, drinks, does drugs, treats women badly...
Me: Is that what you think all straight men are like?
Him: Well, no, but -
Me: I HOPE NOT! Gawd!