norma-desmond: eevery single time I call a guy out for staring...
norma-desmond:eevery single time I call a guy out for staring at me in public, they pull the “I wasn’t even looking at you” and/or “omg conceited much” card like bitch you had your entire body faced...
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babypudding:ilikegirlszine:Still accepting submissions for our zine, ladies! You have until June 15th.Tell us your story of your first girl crush.Shoot us an email at submissions@househippo.net<3
View Articleheyepiphora: Oh snap, look what’s here! There’s nothing quite...
heyepiphora:Oh snap, look what’s here! There’s nothing quite like a shiny white new Hitachi… err, Magic Wand Original.Edit: In less than one minute, it has been christened with its first orgasm. I...
View Articlekagcomix: Thing I drew last night. Kathleen is wonderful.
kagcomix:Thing I drew last night. Kathleen is wonderful.
View ArticleHey kate! I wear 15 SPF moisturizer everyday, but am not sure what sun lotion...
Sounds good to me. I usually wear SPF40 but that’s totally overkill; it’s just what I tend to have on hand.
View ArticleHey! So this summer I was planning a health routine. Going to yoga and...
We should be friends because I really need someone to motivate me to live like this, haha.It sounds like you’ve got all your bases covered. If you want to take it to the next level, you could consider...
View ArticleLunch: baby spinach, red pepper, carrot, green olives, cucumber,...
Lunch: baby spinach, red pepper, carrot, green olives, cucumber, avocado, salt, pepper, and lime juice. Yum.
View Article"The more one tries to impress, the less impressive they become."
“The more one tries to impress, the less impressive they become.” - Evan Marc Katz
View ArticleI just spent my morning working on some tasks for my internship that involved...
I just spent my morning working on some tasks for my internship that involved listening to an interview with an online dating expert and then writing a bunch of content pieces based on it. It was...
View Articleforeverwholocked: punkmonksteven: [VIDEO] I THOUGHT THAT...
foreverwholocked:punkmonksteven:[VIDEO]I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY CHRIS HEMSWORTH FOR A MOMENT AND I JUST
View ArticleYou’d think that after 13 years of being online, I’d have an...
You’d think that after 13 years of being online, I’d have an official headshot + bio. But nope. That’s my task for today.
View ArticleI’ve been reading my old journals for most of the day, and it’s...
I’ve been reading my old journals for most of the day, and it’s kind of making me cry. I am PMSing, but still. Sometimes I think about my first relationship and I get so sad because we were...
View Articlehere are some assorted mushy romantic nostalgic quotations from this journal...
She told me she had actually considered dyeing her hair purple again just because I liked it so much; she told me all I have to do is say the word and she’ll give up drugs; she thinks it’s cute when I...
View Articlelunarily: mildrose: sadteenproblems: i wish more guys groomed...
lunarily:mildrose:sadteenproblems:i wish more guys groomed up like this this is sexy not freaking saggy pantspreachOmg
View Articlequeershoulder: I am becoming more convinced that my chemises...
queershoulder:I am becoming more convinced that my chemises can be turned into summer dresses with the right accessorizing.Recent dialogue about a different but similarly styled chemise:“That’s a great...
View Article"Here’s the thing, Barney: I’m snuggly. You’re not. Who wouldn’t want to..."
“Here’s the thing, Barney: I’m snuggly. You’re not. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning, wrapped in a comforter and it’s raining outside and there’s muffins in the...
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