V-Day makeup… It’s red on the outer corners, pink in...
V-Day makeup… It’s red on the outer corners, pink in the middle, and white on the inner corners. (Merci, Sugarpill!)
View ArticleLately Tru’s favorite activity has been climbing onto my...
Lately Tru’s favorite activity has been climbing onto my chest when I’m trying to work.Also, as I’m typing this, she is developing a propensity for headbutting my computer out of the way so she can sit...
View Article"You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted...
““You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should’ve behaved better.”” - Anne Lamott (via loveyourchaos)replace write with...
View ArticleI was reading the message board Big Dick Problems, because I...
I was reading the message board Big Dick Problems, because I find it oddly fascinating that men with enormous cocks have completely different sexual issues than men who are less well-endowed.Some guy...
View ArticleMy favorite Harlem Shake video so far. Colleen is hilarious.
My favorite Harlem Shake video so far. Colleen is hilarious.
View ArticleI am thinking about buying this as my go-to shoe for the...
I am thinking about buying this as my go-to shoe for the upcoming summer, but I’m just not sure. Thoughts?
View ArticleMy outfit today was cute but I sadly didn’t get to take a...
My outfit today was cute but I sadly didn’t get to take a proper photo of it.Blue men’s cardigan - H&M Black and white striped T-shirt - vintage at Courage My Love Pink high-waisted midi skirt -...
View ArticleIT'S READING WEEK!!
Yay! No school!I am going to spend the week actually reading (Winnie the Pooh + Joan Didion) and writing (my profile piece for reporting class + some pitches).And taking baths, and reviewing sex toys,...
View ArticleMy boyfriend made a joke recently about flirting with a babe in this shoe...
Talk to him. Relationships require communication. Just say, “Hey, it made me feel kind of weird when you made that joke the other day. Do you actually flirt with other girls?”Also, even if he does look...
View Articlewhat are some good conversation starters with someone you're interested in?...
I find it’s usually best to comment on the situation you’re in, whether that’s class, a long line-up, the atmosphere of the party you’re at, etc.
View Article"Being negative is boring & pointless. It doesn’t enhance your life in any...
“Being negative is boring & pointless. It doesn’t enhance your life in any way. If we can learn to focus on the positive things as much as possible, our lives improve immensely.” - Gala Darling
View ArticleSo I'm an English major and I was wondering if you have any advice on writing...
I’m not the best person to ask right now because I’m not earning a living from it yet.The only advice I can think to give you is: read a lot of whatever genre you intend to write (investigative...
View Articlelol no it doesn’t. I love my body and I would never be so...
lol no it doesn’t. I love my body and I would never be so boring as to give up eating delicious foods so I could have a smaller one. Fat-hatred is disgusting.
View Articlespring/summer style essentials (according to me)
-a vast assortment of dresses, ideally above the knee and in eyecatching colors-several different silk scarfs to wear on your head or around your neck-a great pair of large, black, opaque sunglasses-a...
View ArticleIncase you feel like buyin' some sex toys:
My favorite glass dildo is on sale for $19, the Edward Cullen dildo is on sale for $30, and the Sqweel 2 oral sex simulator is on sale for $45, among other things.
View Articlewhen i watch sondheim musicals, i weep. it doesn’t matter if...
when i watch sondheim musicals, i weep. it doesn’t matter if they’re sad or happy. i just weep because they’re perfect and beautiful.
View ArticleMeeting Brent Carver this afternoon after his show. ♥
Meeting Brent Carver this afternoon after his show. ♥
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