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“Hey, Tru, whatcha doin’?” “Oh,...
“Hey, Tru, whatcha doin’?” “Oh, nothin’ much. Just chillin’ in dis CARDBOARD BOX, muthafuckaaaa!” “Aiight, dat’s coo’. Payce, brah.”
View Articlerecipe: carrot cupcakes with cream cheese
recipe: carrot cupcakes with cream cheese: Learning to bake cupcakes has been on my to-do list for YEARS. It’s about time I got around to it!
View Article"She inhales his shirt, taking in the scent of the man she loves. It lingers...
“She inhales his shirt, taking in the scent of the man she loves. It lingers on her clothes, her sheets, her hair—all over. Imprinted on her body and in her mind, it radiates within her, filing her...
View Article"Don’t poke me in the palm, or I’ll poke you in the soul."
“Don’t poke me in the palm, or I’ll poke you in the soul.” - Max
View Articlehe's reading the "talent gigs" section of Craigslist
Max: "Nude female models needed." Yeah, right. IN MY BED!
View ArticleMax just learned to play "Why Georgia" by John Mayer...
Max: What is that song about, anyway? What does "Am I living it right?" mean? Me: I think it's like, am I living the life I was supposed to live, am I living a good life... He's returning... Max: So...
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this is SO INTERESTING! the best writers on OkCupid are the...
this is SO INTERESTING! the best writers on OkCupid are the people who are “Buddhist & not very serious about it.” the WORST writers are the people who are “Protestant & somewhat serious about...
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Next time I have a boyfriend/girlfriend, I am telling them...
Next time I have a boyfriend/girlfriend, I am telling them straight-up: you need to pose for cute photos with me or YOU’RE FIRED! :D
View Articlepublic service announcement
The word is spelled DEFINITELY. “Definatly” is not a word. “Definately” is not a word. “Defiantly” is a different word entirely!
View Articlepetitmorceau: lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber: feast your...
petitmorceau: lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber: feast your eyes, bitches. Thumbs up for creativity in It Gets Better videos!! this made me cry. it’s so wonderful.
View ArticlePatrick Wilson & Claire Danes. oh, the cuteness!!
Patrick Wilson & Claire Danes. oh, the cuteness!!
View Articlethe infallibly wonderful Jeremy Larson makes musical magic
the infallibly wonderful Jeremy Larson makes musical magic
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This is what I mean when I say improv has taught me so much...
This is what I mean when I say improv has taught me so much about life.
View Article"Or you could just show up looking devilishly marvellous & get it on!"
“Or you could just show up looking devilishly marvellous & get it on!” - the concluding sentence of a paragraph about Gala’s ideas for good Valentine’s Day gifts
View ArticleHilarious facts:
1. People who go to Ursula Franklin Academy call themselves “UFA-loompas.” 2. We live in an era where you can get your own face printed on condom packets. 3. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s only existing copy of...
View Article"Weirdo is one of my new favorite terms. Really. It’s affectionate enough...
“Weirdo is one of my new favorite terms. Really. It’s affectionate enough that it’s far from insulting, while still stating the intention of being a bit of an outlier. Thus, I will happily call myself...
View ArticleDo you use okc? If so, you might be the only person I've seen on tumblr...
It’s the BEST! I think it’s mostly the 20s-30s crowd who uses it, which would explain why its user base doesn’t seem to overlap with Tumblr’s too much..
View ArticleAgreed. I especially enjoy the Trends data. :) Do you use it to mainly...
I kind of use it to remind myself that there are TONS of cute people in my city, even if I’m not seeing them. I haven’t gone out with anyone from it or anything.
View ArticleMax: Soft haaaands!! Milky smoooooth!
Max: Soft haaaands!! Milky smoooooth! Me: (laughs) It's just 'cause yours are crusty & you're used to them. Max: Ruuuude! You're crusty... the clown!
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