“HONESTLY anon: get a life. And I don’t mean that in a derogatory or humiliating way. What I mean is, go learn about the joy of taking walks whilst listening to a new album on your iPod, the joy of delving into a new book, the joy of finding a cool topic to obsess and pour over the internet, the joy of spending time with friends. While nobody knows who you actually are, what they can determine is that you are a sad, sad person whose has stooped so low that you find it necessary to bring people like Ashley down in order to feel better about your life. Go join a club, go get a library card, go to a yoga class, go strike up a conversation with that cutie you’ve had your eye on for a while. Ashley is simply living her life and finding joy in the glorious relationship that she finds herself in, which is causing absolutely NO HARM to you whatsoever. So please, if it honestly infuriates you too much, reprimand yourself from ever visiting Ashley’s page and GO LIVE YOUR LIFE.”
- an anonymous response to one of the posts by my “passive-aggressive anon” on Ash’s Tumblr (yes, said anon has moved on to lurking and harassing Ash & Eric in recent weeks)
- an anonymous response to one of the posts by my “passive-aggressive anon” on Ash’s Tumblr (yes, said anon has moved on to lurking and harassing Ash & Eric in recent weeks)