Dear ex-boyfriend:
I still think of you every time I see or do something you would’ve found funny or intriguing. Like I wish I could tell you I’m going to Portland so you could make jokes about loudmouthed bike messengers with ear spacers. And I wish I could’ve texted you while I played through Pokemon Alpha Sapphire to ask if I should bother teaching Hidden Power to my Swampert. Or I wish I could’ve called you when the Oscar nominations came out so we could freak out about The Grand Budapest together.
But also, I know that all that stuff is superficial. And I know that both of us have been MASSIVELY served by not being together anymore. We shuffled off the dead weight of a sad old relationship and now we’re movin’ on up.
I’ll always appreciate how easy you made everything for me. From start to finish. Everything.
xoxoxox Kate