Bi tumblr: it is really important that people understand that the definition of bisexuality is the attraction to two or more genders.

Bi tumblr: it is really important that people understand that the definition of bisexuality is the attraction to two or more genders.
Non-bis: yo i get this but you know what else is really important? Grammar. "Bi" means two, so no, bisexuality is the attraction to two genders.
Bi tumblr: that is really biphobic of you. please stop.
Non-bis: semantics are more important to me than listening to you, tbqh, and i really don't care. Allow me to spend the next 2k words describing how much of an Ally™ i am and why you should be grateful to me, closing it with a linguistics lesson i gleaned from wikipedia 2 seconds ago when you called me out.