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7 facts about my childhood:
1. I took drama lessons at the Young People’s Theatre.
2. I had a crush on Conan O’Brien.
3. I once asked for “a collection of tools” for my birthday.
4. I loved my Little Mermaid doll.
5. I sang and danced a lot.
6. I wrote erotica.
7. I wished every birthday to become a princess.