8 facts about my body:
1. I used to hate it. For years and years, I thought it was fat and ugly. But since, I’ve had two wonderful, curves-obsessed lovers, and I’ve done a lot of work on radical self-love, so I’m fine now. I love my beautiful body!
2. I thought I just had mildly wavy hair until I was 13, at which point I started taking care of my hair better, stopped blowdrying it, started using non-silicone conditioners on it, and found out it’s actually quite curly.
3. My ex used to refer to my hips as “party hips,” because… I dunno, they like to dance and they’re fun to hold?
4. My bra size is 36B and my underwear size is 12/L. I am a regulation “pear shape”!
5. I used to have a birthmark on the inside of my right pinkie that was shaped like a dragon in flight, but it’s almost completely faded now.
6. The body parts on which I get complimented most often are my hair, my lips, and my eyes (in that order).
7. I have a weirdly erogenous zone on the back of my left shoulder. Every lover I’ve told this to has made very good use of that knowledge.
8. I never have long fingernails. Ever. They inevitably get bitten off while I’m not paying attention, like when I’m watching TV or listening to a friend tell a story.