My family and I used to go on vacation to this resort every summer, and it used to have a zoo/farm area that had animals you could look at – rabbits, goats, that kind of thing. But they randomly had two fully-grown emus. And those emus scared the SHIT out of me. They were in a cage, of course, and it looked pretty sturdy, but sometimes one of the emus would run toward the cage wall at top speed, while making that creepy throat-drumming noise that emus make, and I honestly thought I was going to be killed by an emu. Every single year.
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