“Funny story, though: other bloggers experience loud vaginas when wearing the Luna Beads Mini. I don’t. … I even did some extreme naked pelvic thrusting toward my phone’s microphone to be sure. I’d upload it, but it’s just 16 seconds of phone movement and mouth-breathing. You can’t hear the balls at all. File this under Shit Sex Toy Reviewers Do and let’s never speak of it again.”
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