i.
if i could go back in time to the 60s, i’d make out with robert morse backstage before a matinee, and i’d buy a whole lot of emilio pucci slips and sleep in them every night.
ii.
sometimes i feel guilty that my ex bought me an emerald ring and i didn’t give it back to her when we broke up (what are the rules about that, anyway?), but then i remember that i once gave her a vintage pucci tie which was completely gorgeous, and i don’t feel as bad.